Jokes

Little Johnny goes to his father and asks, "Dad, is god a man or a woman?"

His Dad replies, "Johnny, both. God is both."

Johnny asks, "Dad, is god black or white?'

His Dad says, "Both. God is both."

Ok, then Johnny asks, "Dad, is God Michael Jackson?!?

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Bad Luck

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?"

"What dear?" She asked gently.

"I think you bring me bad luck."

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Santa travelling 1’st time in plane going 2 mumbai.While its landing, he shouted ‘Bombay..Bombay’ .Airhostess said “B silent”..Santa said “OK”..Ombay Ombay”

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A typical engineering student grabbed a coin,flipped it in d air n said
“heads i go 2 sleep,
tails i watch a movie,
If it stands on d edge
i’ll study


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